North Korea, Best Korea!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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