why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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