I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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