he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need water and some morals
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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