i just made my gag reflex go away.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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