I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
this is an emotional support booty call
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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