This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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