birth control should be required to get into college
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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