So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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