Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
