I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I need a beard to bite.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
