"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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