I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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