That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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