I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You ruined the universe
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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