there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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