Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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