your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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