Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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