It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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