Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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