I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i will never coherently bang her
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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