No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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