What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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