Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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