Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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