I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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