a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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