you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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