Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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