he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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