i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
