I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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