me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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