sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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