ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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