You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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