Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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