I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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