lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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