At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
is it fun? or sober?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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