You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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