i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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