i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
