Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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