So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
50% drunk capacity currently
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All the doctor said was why
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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