What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
two words...techno handjob
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
