Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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