Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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