she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
its not stalking. its research.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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