HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Randomize
