i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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